1st Man: How come it's not moving? Where's the driver gone?

2nd Man: He's busy sending SMSs and trying to find fuel.

1st Man: How long's it going to be like this huh?

2nd Man: Until the 2014 elections probably.

A slew of criticism has appeared in local headlines lambasting President Yudhoyono for wallowing in self pity and being more concerned about his image instead of getting on with his job – running the country.